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Rice Demotivational Poster


WINE - Now cheaper than gas. Drink. Don't drive.


TAGS: fuel wine prices
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 16, 2012, 3:26 am
Yep but tried it out and dammit finished the bottle and didn't move an inch. Gonna have to get another bottle and try again teehee thanks for the vote and comment.
ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:07 pm
More Prissy logic? 5L, Prissy!


WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.. - Ok, maybe walking 15 miles to school, uphill, in the snow, both ways, was a bit exaggerated. You've still got it easy compared to back then.


TAGS: computer prices the old days
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

Swampfox - May 29, 2012, 2:19 am
The first computer I saw had a single 5 1/2 inch floppy. On most programs you had to swap two or more floppys around to run a program.
Iconoclast - May 28, 2012, 11:15 pm
The first server that I purchased for our office was 40 MB in 1985 with a cost over $5,000.


CHILDHOOD MEMORIES -


TAGS: childhood games fun money priceless
Rating: 4.97/5

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LiquidAngel - December 27, 2011, 12:47 am
So very true.


Freedom of speech -


TAGS: evelyn beatrice hall psuedonym s g tallentyre friends of voltaire misattributed quote religions motifayk
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by motifayk

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 10:27 am
I'm a little disappointed in myself that I recognize not quite half of these.
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 1:30 am
Again, the International and Inerstallar Church of the confused choir chimes in with, A-a-amen.


DO YOU WANT ONE? -


TAGS: conscience is costly or priceless depending on how you live
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by motifayk

twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 9:25 am
You're right, CloudchaserS. And now I'm going to be thinking of all the crap I did when I was younger, like ... uhm ... never mind, too embarrassing.
5butjam - July 16, 2012, 5:42 am
Best I've seen in a long time
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 2:02 pm
It's not that I lack a conscience, it's just that my conscience is bound with duct ***e and a ball gag ;)
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2012, 10:51 am
It's like you're going along in a good mood then suddenly it's "Hey, remember that one thing you did years ago that you're embarrassed about? Sincerely, your brain"


GREED -


TAGS: racoon avarice
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - April 16, 2011, 1:50 am
No, because that's a myth -- started by chipmunks (the backstabbers of the rodent world).
ICEMAN - April 16, 2011, 12:15 am
I take it you have never seen a skwirl go apeshiit in an oak tree.


GOOD DEAL -




AFRICAN IPOD - Batteries not Included




NISSAN R35 - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: nissan g** ricer
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Ryan B.

Salieri - November 12, 2009, 8:10 pm
It's not even a Nissan, even more unlucky.
Simon - September 17, 2009, 8:05 am
Its actually an R34... Unlucky


HONDA - Because having a Honda dont make you go faster...


TAGS: honda ricer
Rating: 2.17/5

More motifakes by HondaBoy

mort1369 - May 4, 2012, 10:32 pm
Honda: History Of No Decent Acceleration.
Honda - May 11, 2009, 12:00 am
Because it will out last your Domistic car!!
asdf - April 1, 2009, 12:05 pm
Driving a Honda is like being in the special Olympics, win or lose your still retarded.
barockeva - January 10, 2009, 7:13 pm
Honda, because rice wont burn itself.


GAS PRICES - tolling the bell for impeding recession




CAPTAIN TSUBASA - Who needs teamwork when you can break the laws of physics ?


TAGS: captain tsubasa holly hatton benji price mark lenders
Rating: 2.7/5

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V-Tech - April 23, 2009, 1:48 pm
it kicks in any moment!
Alexiel - August 14, 2008, 7:19 pm
snowkids, shadows, and much more from the galactic cup, watch some cartoons too


DUCKTAPE - A ricers best friend


TAGS: ricer
Rating: 1.96/5

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synik - February 23, 2009, 12:11 pm
i like how they circled the duct ***e, as if we couldn't see the large amounts on the car already.
VinceVicious - January 18, 2009, 1:55 am
You can't blame him, we all used to spell it like that. And no a ricer is not someone who eats a lot of rice lol.
Schifty - November 26, 2008, 2:19 pm
They made ***e out of ducks=O
pro - September 28, 2008, 3:11 am
Really? You wouldn't fib on the Internet, now, would you? Is it marketed by Lysdexia Inc.???
GoForthAndDie - September 28, 2008, 1:15 am
Duck ***e = a brand-name version of duct ***e. It does exist.
pro - September 27, 2008, 7:57 pm
More to the point: what is "duck ***e"???
robert - September 27, 2008, 7:51 pm
i think its someone who eats a lot of rice
Bobert - September 9, 2008, 3:46 pm
Whats a Ricer?


stupid is as stupid does -




BATMAN - Even he isn't exempt to the economic downturn and gas prices ...




PRICELESS - 4 Idiots One Smart Guy Priceless He Covered his face and saved his ass




SUPER WING - Because you can never have too much downforce


TAGS: rice
Rating: 1.72/5

More motifakes by Trinitron514

Jetman47 - May 26, 2009, 10:10 pm
Cuz all the wings on F1 cars are made of plywood.
barockeva - March 2, 2009, 3:31 am
All that extra weight must add tons of downforce!
union - February 4, 2009, 10:11 am
here in FL this is commonplace
Lordpimpus - July 31, 2008, 8:18 am
i would like to see that bull**** actually work and provide downforce... it would do the opposite actually...too much drag!!! God i hope this is fake!
Nick - July 25, 2008, 9:13 pm
I'd like to see them try to pull into a drive-thru
TL - July 8, 2008, 11:26 am
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
S8N - June 3, 2008, 8:53 pm
and i thought dubs w/spinners on a '70's cutlass was f***ed


BOY - I AM TWO SECONDS FROM BEING ON YOU LIKE WHITE ON RICE IN A GLASS OF MILK ON A PAPER IN A SNOWSTORM


TAGS: major payne white rice storm
Rating: 3.88/5

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calvin5040 - June 16, 2012, 8:37 pm
Once I realized it was wrong it had already been approved
robbidos - June 15, 2012, 10:43 am
even i screwed it up, lol "white on rice on a paper plate and a glass of milk in a snowstorm"
robbidos - June 15, 2012, 10:39 am
"white on rice and a glass of milk on a paper plate" good one


FRUITY PEBBLES - You should really know that, they are really just Rice Krispies that finally came out of the closet...




EVEN HE KNOWS! - Have you seen the price of gas these days? ... It's a doggone shame! ...




DODGE CHARGER DAYTONA - Ricer...


TAGS: dodge charger daytona ricer wing car
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Jake

cutlassboy68 - November 9, 2011, 11:42 pm
Well yes the wing is aerodynamic but that is not why it is so big. to meet all regulations the trunk had to be able to open and the down force did more good on the quaters, so it had to me taller so the trunk could open under it. Its also cast aluminium..
troks2213 - April 11, 2011, 11:50 pm
Wow kid, you are an idiot. Read up on some NASCAR history, and look at the value of these now.
carizle - March 26, 2011, 10:22 pm
you must not know your history kid that car was a racing homologation for NASCAR. these cars dominated the field until they were BANNED for being too fast. that wing and nose were for real aerodynamics, unlike the honda you probably drive.
RatFink - August 8, 2010, 10:49 am
hah thats funny as hell


TRADING UP - Pretty sad when the neighbor's scooter is looking like a trade up to the Hybrid you just bought.


TAGS: cars gas prices
Rating: 4/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:08 am
Something that honestly has gone through my mind.
MissPriss - June 9, 2012, 1:07 am
Unfortunately I drive a 98 SUV and 8 doesn't even turn the motor over :) Thanks spacedog.
spacedog - June 8, 2012, 6:05 pm
5eriously! Eight bucks to fill the tank on my motorcycle for a week. The only downside is wet weather.


HAPPY - are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.


TAGS: cliff diving dream happy price
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Uthon

dy2012 - April 17, 2012, 3:42 am
if you just heard it, quote it!Do not own it!
Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:47 am
I didn't know who it was from.. my friend just told me it and he said go for it when I asked if he was gonna make something for it on Motifake.
Sho - April 16, 2012, 4:27 pm
Uthon dont forget to quote your caption. Nice research dy2012.... >_>
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:50 pm
the most demotivating in life is copying and never look back!
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 2:40 pm
quoted from Leon Suenens
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 2:40 pm
quoted from Leon Suenens


SIMON AND GARFUNKLE - The early years.




FREEDOM ISN'T FREE - It costs more than blood and guts. Dying for a country is easy. Vigilance, care, and love of country are the real price. It is a price most refuse to pay.


TAGS: freedom voting price rights country
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by RonE

RonE - May 30, 2012, 5:15 pm
Like that? heh. All ya gotta do is stand there and catch a bullet: )
lgvernon - May 30, 2012, 11:33 am

Dying for a country EASY? Sweet leapin' Jesus...


PARTING GIFTS -


TAGS: parting gifts bob barker price is right showcase showdown loser toaster
Rating: 2.74/5

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Gene Wilder - April 26, 2009, 7:32 am
Father of all Oompa Loompas.
Fatty - April 6, 2009, 12:35 pm
d*** Bob, go easy on that tanning cream.


THE LOOK ON HER FACE WHEN I TOOK MY PANTS OFF - Priceless.




GOOSE QUILLS - always over-priced




BOOK SALE!! - ....... You know, if your up for a bargain




HAIRPIECE - You can lie to yourself, but the rest of the world can see you left the price tag on.




PRICE -


TAGS: life time female joke shirt quote reward rolex *** b**** priceless
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by giulio

rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:27 pm

wear a "Folex", after you bang her she will tell you she used to be a man.
JLBachs - March 29, 2010, 7:37 pm
Timex maybe...........
slip de garcon - September 21, 2009, 4:16 pm
No Rolex it is then.


ADDICTION -


TAGS: i hate starbucks overpriced taste nasty pick me up a grande ok
Rating: 4.89/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 9:25 pm
I am addicted to redheads and everyone has ripped my heart out. Time to find another, I will never learn.


ONLY REAL MEN - are 100% percent beer




RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature early death expendable crew price destiny sad bad day tv show star trek
Rating: 3.34/5

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Zed - October 26, 2009, 12:39 am
No, guys, it's only the male redshirts who end up dead. With the female ones, it's "She's PREGNANT, Jim."
Derek - October 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
The blood doesn't show up as much.
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 3:21 am
That's a great mental image...in zero gravity. 5/5
temp - September 20, 2009, 2:50 am
Quick, if you don't want to die, take your red shirts off.... I didn't say to put on another color shirt, just take off the one you have. :D


HAIR CUT -




HUMANITY - I've pretty much given up on it


TAGS: wtf sunfire modded ricer **** ass car ugly fat big ass wing ****ty car 4000
Rating: 1.67/5

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Ryan - July 24, 2009, 3:24 am
dude its a joke, chill out...
nolite - July 24, 2009, 2:38 am
why? cus some one has an ugly car? or is it that lack any skill to talk to opposite ***, live in you moms basement, and just got fired from taco bell at the age of 37?


MONEY - Everyone has it's price.


TAGS: geek price
Rating: 1.52/5

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LogicDude - November 24, 2008, 9:54 pm
Violently so....why Spock once beat the stuffing out of Kirk when he....oh d***. I failed AGAIN.
Claire - November 24, 2008, 5:25 pm
Vulcans? Do they get intimate?
Nolife - September 30, 2008, 5:23 am
Elves, Hylians, Gerudo, Caradassian, Vulcan, I'd do anything remotely human.
SlimSkeeter - September 28, 2008, 7:30 pm
Is it wrong to want to f*** an elf? Does that count as b********* (they aren't human after all)?
Ebay Auctioneer - June 6, 2008, 2:04 am
They aren't on MY listing... bt they Should be!


Obviously... -


TAGS: nature driving gas prices higher than therapist
Rating: 4.91/5

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CloudchaserS - April 5, 2014, 10:17 am
They probably will take trade-ins. I'd wait a few years first. With any new car, the first model is when bugs that only appear from extended use will show.
MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:49 pm
Driving a '93 Sonoma right now. $90 to fill gets me about 400km to a tank...think I can talk 'em down on one of those with the '93 as a trade-in?!
CloudchaserS - April 3, 2014, 6:47 am
eliomotors.com 84mpg. 672 miles on a tank of gas.


Water -


TAGS: smartphone moisture rice
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

ipaprime - April 25, 2013, 8:13 am
it is even funnier when the water is in the toliet


JERRY RICE - He's in the NFL Hall of Fame & you are not. He just wanted to make sure everyone's clear on that.




STATE OF THE ART TECHNOLOGY - You can't afford it, but yes...you will buy it


TAGS: computer price radio shack
Rating: 2.79/5

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Tomkat - December 11, 2009, 2:05 pm
$2495/15mb = $166.33 per mb at that rate, a 740mb recordable CD would cost $166.33 x 740mb = $123,086.66 HOLY ****!!!!


TO THE LETTER -


TAGS: cut price cakes
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Verdeckt - June 3, 2011, 6:36 pm
See kids... ("Smoking") doesn't affect your brain at all...
CaptainBaked - June 3, 2011, 11:22 am
NO WAIT! I get it now... HAHA! 5
CaptainBaked - June 3, 2011, 11:19 am
Um... I don't get it...


HERE COMES THE BRIDE -


TAGS: throwing puffed rice
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 2:30 am
One time!
Sparrowgirl - June 19, 2010, 2:26 am
Burnt grilled cheese sammich x 5 ;)
GreyScorpion - June 18, 2010, 11:09 pm
the Phat's where it's at
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:34 pm
Too true!
ICEMAN - June 18, 2010, 10:33 pm
Grilled cheese & bacon seals the deal. 5L


PUUTTING A PRICE ON LOVE -




HOME SECURITY SOUTHERN STYLE -


TAGS: it s the right price
Rating: 4.23/5

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spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:25 pm
LOL.
rerun - February 25, 2010, 7:00 pm

5 rabid dogs


BUYING IN BULK -




WRESTLING -


TAGS: priceless
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 11:27 pm
It's easy Billy...But you have to sign it first since it goes in the joint account
Sean - September 9, 2009, 11:20 pm
You racist little as*shole, Billy. Hope your mom takes away the lotion.
Billy - September 9, 2009, 11:19 pm
How does she sign her welfare check?
GySgt1811 - September 9, 2009, 2:01 pm
IF it's done...
BoneCD - September 8, 2009, 6:47 pm
I would just like to know how it's done...
Pacifist - September 8, 2009, 6:32 pm
If you haven't got volunteers, I can recommend a few dirties.


GAS PRICES - Hey what do you know? Gas prices dropped




ANTIQUES - Today's junk is tomorrows junk that some idiot will be willing to overpay for.




RICE CAKES - Apparently, They go whee.




Mind Malfunction -


TAGS: coca cola then now prices wtf
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2014, 4:34 pm
Dude! Totally hated it when they hid/got rid of the cent symbol when they did away with typewriters. I remember when it shared a key with the fractions. I think it was the fractions.
GaryO - May 24, 2014, 10:15 am
and the ¢ sign was seen everywhere. Now, quickly, look for it on your keyboard...heh heh
GaryO - May 24, 2014, 10:14 am
Born in ’49. The short, thick, sea green coke bottles were around quite a long time. The chest type pop machines, just as long. In the early 50s, a nickel and dime bought a lot...a lot.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2014, 2:43 am
Really? Dare I ask .... how old?
GaryO - May 23, 2014, 9:31 pm
…..and, yeah, it was really really good. Gawd I’m an ol’ fart.
GaryO - May 23, 2014, 9:30 pm
Cynic, I do remember the 3rd from the left. Yes, it was glass, yes it was 5¢, don’t know what was in it. Sometimes there was a 2 for 5¢ special if you were good enough to pull 2 out of the steel rack at precisely the same time.


TARGET ZERO -


TAGS: organic foods groceries over priced expensive
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - August 22, 2013, 5:59 pm
True.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 5:30 pm
I believe it. I Don't like GMOs one bit. I just don't believe that organic foods are 100% what they say they are either. (166487)
steve1961 - August 22, 2013, 4:04 pm
I know people on both sides of this debate...Trust me when I say this...GMOs are bad news and people are only seeing the tip of the iceberg on how bad it really is.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 2:31 pm
Familiar with Monsanto; don't care for them. I believe IF it's edible, I eat it. People are way too picky and ignorant in U.S. generation/culture. Organic produce has its own conspiracy, it just hasn't been revealed yet.
falloutghoul - August 22, 2013, 8:06 am
So, I guess you're pro-Monsanto? (Not a vegan)


at this point -




OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES -


TAGS: kids preparing price
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 1, 2012, 9:17 pm
Hahaha...I'll have to remember that. Thanks for the comment!
robbidos - December 1, 2012, 4:46 pm
Door locks: Priceless


Digitized Digits -


TAGS: gas prices digital
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 3:02 am
They really don't, Priss. Why back in my day we played baseball with stones. :-D
MissPriss - May 16, 2014, 1:56 am
People don't realize how easy they have it do they crotchety.


Throughout History -


TAGS: prices money economy gas conspiracy
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 5, 2013, 12:54 am
Interesting. Would 10gal be enough or 15?
EmilioDumphque - December 4, 2013, 2:33 am
You'll need a can that holds more than five gallons. They put clockers in the pump that pump true for the smaller amounts the BWM tests them with. Then they speed up.


take a picture, it'll last longer -


TAGS: sales electronics marketing prices to hell with it all
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

CloudchaserS - August 28, 2013, 11:11 am
I remember my first 250G external hard drive (bought to use as backup storage) costing $180 then a year later, the same thing was selling for $99 :-P


A Little Piece Of Heaven -


TAGS: bacon heaven price lies
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 22, 2013, 12:38 am
Maybe the decimal is in the wrong place...teehee
curlyrocks - June 21, 2013, 8:56 pm
I would riot if bacon was that expensive. That better not just be bacon but the best d*** bacon in the world!
MissPriss - June 21, 2013, 7:44 pm
Expensive for a pound of bacon...pretty reasonable for getting in on a ground level deal for heaven.
Reality Lord - June 21, 2013, 11:20 am

whoa...no ones says anything about the price of bacon?


Rice cakes -


TAGS: rice cakes styrofoam health food
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

GaryO - February 25, 2014, 9:21 am
got that right


Walmart -


TAGS: walmart canada celebration prices free
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 6, 2014, 1:50 am
Thanks mao, but gotta "run"...they're about to rollback the price on toilet paper...bahaha!
maoworks2 - August 5, 2014, 1:02 pm
Yah Ah I really Like This One MissPriss.


Cheap Sandals -


TAGS: kindness poverty meaningful priceless hammy
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

- June 19, 2013, 1:13 pm
The street gets a lot softer and a lot unblistering h** after he goes "Oh Abdullah I have some sandals for you that some crazy American gave me, no don't worry about it, I know a guy."
- June 19, 2013, 1:13 pm
The street gets a lot softer and a lot unblistering h** after he goes "Oh Abdullah I have some sandals for you that some crazy American gave me, no don't worry about it, I know a guy."
MashiMashi - June 19, 2013, 1:06 pm
I don't want to take away from this poster.....but this girl or guy, gave those sandals to a relative or aquiantaence. Because he knows how it feels to be sandaless, but now how it feels to be charitable, to be a provider
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:32 am

This is fabulous! Great job!~


QUIETNESS OF THE SHEEPS -


TAGS: hannibal caught clarice
Rating: 4.71/5

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Oiler - February 9, 2013, 11:51 am
Done, and thanks RL
Reality Lord - February 9, 2013, 6:49 am

real nice. can i ask you drop this over at theshivers.net as well. perfect for there


score -


TAGS: gas prices cars mini coopers trucks suvs planes trains and automobiles
Rating: 4.43/5

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Bolverk3778 - June 18, 2014, 2:48 am
That would depend on which Mini you are referring! The modern Mini is BMW 3 Series in a flashy frock, The original Mini Cooper was truly frugal not just in the cost of fuel but servicing also.


"DISNEYLAND IS A WORK OF LOVE - We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea of making money." -Walt Disney


TAGS: disney disneyland prices money
Rating: 4.4/5

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CloudchaserS - April 8, 2013, 5:44 am
Ah, OK, thanx! If it were gravel in the curve, I'd have laid the bike down.
EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2013, 4:36 pm
I doubt you'd want them to cut expenses on maintenance just to lower the price.
Silverheart - April 7, 2013, 11:52 am

It adds up, read the not-so-fine print.
Silverheart - April 7, 2013, 11:51 am

The monthly payment program requires an up front $72 payment, plus the monthly amount. Add that $72 initial payment, and it's about the same (the monthly payment adds to be >$1 more in some cases)
CloudchaserS - April 7, 2013, 11:33 am
What's the story on all four of those X 12(months) = less than the "single payment"?


LONELY RICE KRISPIES -


TAGS: loneliness rice krispies conversation
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

spacedog - January 18, 2013, 6:00 pm
Nicely done. 5L
GaryO - January 12, 2013, 3:17 pm
Yeah, she’s like that, insatiable. I sure loved that Uk accent on the ol’ whoor….rather fetching; ‘If you’d luyke to make a cuall…’....I've still got her on speed dial
Silverheart - January 12, 2013, 1:40 pm

Been there. She was clearly flirting when she said to dial again, so I hit redial. Still have her number, if you want it.
GaryO - January 12, 2013, 8:28 am
I’ve been lonely enough to listen to; ‘If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and dial again’…thought she was pretty h** at the time
falloutghoul - January 12, 2013, 8:19 am
CRACKLE!
GaryO - January 11, 2013, 8:56 am
SNAP!
caveman - January 10, 2013, 10:44 pm
It's so obscure i must 5 five lonely rice krispies


MENUS -




Tips -


TAGS: cannibal diner prices menu choices
Rating: 4.33/5

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lgvernon - June 20, 2014, 11:20 am

Priss, I approved this from my laptop, where is looked fine~~nice shiny silver text. But on my desktop~~not so much. Great poster, anyway.
MissPriss - June 20, 2014, 2:42 am
Sorry, don't know where it happens...from my puter to site perfect. Once it is approved looks all blurry. Glad you like it though, thanks Icon.
Iconoclast - June 19, 2014, 11:57 pm
Good poster on content and design, but the color combo is hard to read.


ART - LET IT BE IN EVERYTHING YOU DO -


TAGS: rice paddies artistic cultivation
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Derek

fred - March 12, 2010, 6:48 pm
yup. This R arty :P
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 2:51 pm
Dude, this is like GODLY! By far the best poster you've ever made. (I hope that doesn't sound like a backhanded compliment.) This is just epic. 5L Keep 'em comin'.
Sean - November 6, 2009, 11:03 pm
Nice pic.
agdaniele - November 6, 2009, 11:01 pm
By the way, this is phenomenal. (5L)


silver bells revised -


TAGS: christmas avarice means greed silver bells
Rating: 3.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 3, 2013, 1:08 am
Yep, yep. And each year it gets worse.
Oldsod - December 2, 2013, 8:28 pm
I've got one in mind in much the same vein. It amazes me how "tidings of comfort and joy" has become "outta my way, dammit!"


CONTACT LENS -


TAGS: pricey but they get the job done right
Rating: 3.22/5

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LogicDude - August 11, 2009, 8:20 am
Poor MO...does he even know? Who's gonna tell him? What? The current bid to be the one to tell is up to how much? How much is that in Canadian tire money? Too rich for me...but don't forget to take pics when you tell him, okay?
BriaHere - August 11, 2009, 4:43 am
What is wrong with you Woody? Srsly.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 11:50 pm
Bow-Chicka-Bow-wow....
Nik - August 10, 2009, 11:49 pm
Go ahead Woody, check your PMs.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 11:45 pm
I've not enough valor to tempt that lazer.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 11:38 pm
He's such a playa.
Woodywood03a - August 10, 2009, 11:35 pm
Hey, it will be ok... we are just going to talk... have a few drinks, get to know each other. And then blow each other to whos knows.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 11:33 pm
Uh-oh. That avatar iz chargin itz lazer...
Woodywood03a - August 10, 2009, 11:32 pm
Nik, Mo..... or who ever you want to be called, contact me on PM.
Nik - August 10, 2009, 11:30 pm
Woody...seriously, are you drunk? Cuz sometimes you know english and other times I feel like you pretend to be foreign to it. What's it gonna be? I'm not trying to get on your case, but I really just gotta know, please.
Woodywood03a - August 10, 2009, 11:29 pm
Hey, Canada has a football legaue too you know. The CFL, it is a great league... and also, it is rich with history. Just like our NFL.
Woodywood03a - August 10, 2009, 11:26 pm
Oh... you mean Football, or Rugby... In other country in this planet we call it.
Woodywood03a - August 10, 2009, 11:25 pm
I mean fulboil. thats what I mean.
Woodywood03a - August 10, 2009, 11:24 pm
What do you have with fulball? Or what you call in your country... foozball. Or what other people in the usa, Socker?
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 11:20 pm
Well, y'know, with hockey season on the way and all. I hear tell them Pro Foozballers won't play with broken legs or concussions, and whatnot.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 11:17 pm
A fine goal, to be sure!
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 11:12 pm
We're trying to cut down to 2 concussions per week.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 11:10 pm
As the vikings always said... safety first!
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 11:09 pm
(I hear that I'm canadian by a**ociation)
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 11:09 pm
Hah. Ornamental. though I suppose if it was retro-fit with a Riddell air bladder, it'd be great for disembowelment.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 11:09 pm
Ahhhhh.... canadian humor.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 11:06 pm
Haar? You have the horns...
Sean - August 10, 2009, 11:05 pm
But just to recap, I was totally joking, thinking riffage and such. This is a great poster. Now someone hoof MO in the nuts. I think that'll make us all feel better. And yes, even MO.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 11:03 pm
IT happens... and the more I see great comments on lame posters... the more I approve of the poster re-do. If you can just one-up it, don't bother. If your caption can make a poster funnier... do it. Just make sure it's very funny.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 11:00 pm
Now and then it happens, sure enough. No getting around it, I guess. Sometimes that ol' subconscious gets in there... Thanks, though.
Sean - August 10, 2009, 10:56 pm
More than once I have had my doubts about my own "originality". And don't let ANYONE tell you that you put the "dink" in "coinkydink" ... cuz they'd be outta line.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 10:53 pm
Oh! I remember that. Ron's, right? Naw, I just wouldn't be surprised if you'd managed to beat me to the punch on one yet again. I try to steer clear of everyone's body of work, but it's hard sometimes.
Sean - August 10, 2009, 10:49 pm
Anyone recall the name of that poster? Can't find it. Doesn't matter. Coinkydinks happen.
Sean - August 10, 2009, 10:47 pm
Sorry Haar, not my point at all. My fault for being vague. Thought you were riffing on a comment I made recently. That poster with the women's feet sticking out of the water. I made a blonde/contact lense joke. That's all I was jokingly implying.
MO - August 10, 2009, 10:45 pm
Sokay Haark just go back to making your tunnels!!! Double tunneler!! Tunnel maker!! Dare I??? Naw, just joshing ya.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 10:41 pm
I don't like plaigarizin, hex, I don't even re-use pictures if I know they've been done here.
MO - August 10, 2009, 10:38 pm
Just a few clicks and....click click BOOM!!!!! And they're off!!!! Looks like Sheila got a real good jump on the rest of the field....
Sean - August 10, 2009, 10:36 pm
Forget it MO ... sounds too much like work.
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 10:36 pm
Ohnoes. Really?
MO - August 10, 2009, 10:34 pm
Psst Sean! Theres a little girl in a park, just waiting for your approval. She may have an attitude though.....be careful!
Sean - August 10, 2009, 10:32 pm
Are they blonde?
Sean - August 10, 2009, 10:32 pm
Now hold on a minute Haar ... somethin' vaguely reminiscent 'boot this gag.
agdaniele - August 10, 2009, 9:37 pm
5L... again.


THE PRICE OF DRINKS -




VERTIGO - The thin line Between Dazed and KTFO


TAGS: funny priceless
Rating: 2.62/5

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Cubbybear - January 12, 2010, 12:00 am
Man...he's f***ed up


RICE - It makes you constipated.




Android appS -




FOX News -


TAGS: news uneducated gas prices
Rating: 2.21/5

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dave - June 20, 2009, 1:50 am
d*** that man to hell for blinking. d*** him, i say


COIN SLOT - No Longer Exclusive to Low Rise Jeans


TAGS: computer price radio shack
Rating: 2.1/5

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Jaws - March 26, 2012, 5:05 pm
My eyes! MY EYES!
GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 3:48 pm
So Jumbo, how do you like me now?1?


T MINUS 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 - BLAST OFF!!!


TAGS: ricer
Rating: 1.22/5

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Aaron - February 8, 2009, 8:11 pm
That's the f***ing g**est car I have ever seen in my life. Get a real job & buy a real car. That thing is a joke.


Fatuous -


TAGS: foolish dark light maurice freehill
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - November 8, 2014, 11:40 pm
Is that a dead squirrel on your porch, or are you just happy to see me? =)
Greeny - November 8, 2014, 6:30 pm
well, look what the philosophical cat dragged in!
crankyhead - November 8, 2014, 3:54 pm
Just a5k Plato. =)
Reality Lord - November 8, 2014, 7:33 am

epic. classic LA


To All McDonald's -




Dare I Ask? -


TAGS: fuel petrol gasoline diesel price
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 5:52 pm
Thanks!
mizzdizz - November 26, 2015, 12:51 pm
my car runs on Super---- 1st born child---- $30-$50 per tank--- diesel is cheaper than super right now! Besides, I'm a chick, is it free? LOL!!!! LUUUUV this! 5 ROTFL lions!
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 7:54 am
Thanks :)
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 7:54 am
PMSL!! Make a poster of that thought, pzy! XD
pzykosiz - November 26, 2015, 7:09 am
probably first born child
concern3 - November 26, 2015, 3:46 am
Excellent a 5er


Exxon Mobile -


TAGS: exxon mobile gas prices
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 11:54 pm
Thanks very much.
maoworks2 - February 19, 2015, 2:42 pm
And Long Weekends, Another 5L's.


Taking care of business -


TAGS: make fun of rerun rope duct ***e shovel priceless
Rating: 4.9/5

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JesusWept - December 14, 2015, 7:27 pm
Good work, Silver!
GaryO - December 14, 2015, 8:32 am
Nice set, sly


Overnighter -


TAGS: payment woman h**el price extras
Rating: 4.78/5

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demon001 - March 1, 2015, 7:33 pm
SLEEPING ME? WTF
GaryO - February 27, 2015, 6:50 am
Wut
MissPriss - February 27, 2015, 1:13 am
Maybe difficult to explain, but, easily understood (snickering to self as she types this)?
lgvernon - February 27, 2015, 12:07 am

Looking at this, it would be so easy to slip someone else's avatar's head between those clawlike fists...5L, funny funny!
rerun - February 26, 2015, 8:35 pm

Thanks, that would have been rather difficult to explain to the Mrs.
MissPriss - February 26, 2015, 2:40 pm
Sorry for using your avatar lg...but it just didn't quite seem to work with rerun's.


Retail Life -




Prices -


TAGS: gas prices money pockets flatulent
Rating: 4.69/5

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MissPriss - January 18, 2016, 1:29 pm
Thanks folks! One monkey, large can of beans...I should be good to go for a while...teehee.
concern3 - January 18, 2016, 5:57 am
So silly it's funny, a 5er
mizzdizz - January 17, 2016, 9:45 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Good one, Prissy! 5 skunks!!!!!!
lgvernon - January 17, 2016, 8:47 pm

Smells like Teen Spirit!
rerun - January 17, 2016, 8:13 pm

why? Can you smell it? I thought that smell only leeched through the pores. Dang
Greeny - January 17, 2016, 7:56 pm
Alcohol blend?
rerun - January 17, 2016, 7:41 pm

LOL, this one got a good laugh.


Lest We Forget -


TAGS: dedicated to nathan cirillo patrice vincent the families left to mourn and all other brave fallen of canada
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - November 11, 2014, 12:57 pm
Personally it still doesn't convey the sincere thanks. 1 moment of silence on the 11th day of the 11 month...not enough.
maoworks2 - November 11, 2014, 6:40 am
Very Nice ,Thankyou For That Post .


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